Sunday, August 19, 2007

The Chou Family in WooHooLand


Hi, just a brief introduction of myself. I'm Chao Chou, one of the representative from the Chou Family who used to live in the ulu pandan western part of WooHooLand. Although I'm not really smelly, but I was "The Smelliest calling the Smelly Smellier" by one of the smelliest (aka Chou Chou) in WooHooLand. And now, even I suspect I'm smelly! The result of being "The Smelliest calling the Smelly Smellier" is that you automatically become one of the family member of the Chou Family.

Currently there are 25 members with Chou Chou leading the Smelliest chart. Here are the family members:

1. Da Chou - The most wise of the Chou family and also the leader of the gang of the 3 wise/blind Chous. The 3 wise Chous have been protecting WooHooLand from dangers and challenges from the rival Jvlapieland and Maluland.
2. And Chou - One of the 3 wise Chous. Am often praise for being the wise lady of WooHooLand, despite her odour.

3. Chao Chou - Nothing special. One of the 3 wise Chous who is quite smelly. Some speculated that his smelliness can be compared to Chou Chou, which is absolutely rubbish. How can he be smellier than her? I-M-P-O-S-S-I-B-L-E- IMPOSSIBLE! BO KO LENG!

4. Yan Chou - Smells of a hamster and she has the duty of managing the money of the Chou Family. Her hobbies include flying kite and running on wheels.

5. EeeEeeeeeee Chou - The welfare mama of WooHooLand in charge of feeding the WooHoo-ians. The one who provide Tender Loving Care (TLC) for the family.

6. Foo Chou - The secretary of the Chou Family who is in charge of writing smelly notes. Anyone who comes for home meeting late MUST apologise to her! The Bimbotic partner of Mun Chou.

7. Chou Chou - The Smelliest of the Chou Family. Part of the 3 Chous responsible for finding jobs for the Chou Family. Its a tough job for the 3 of them cos its really hard to find employers who can stand the stench!

8. Shi Chou - The wet and smelly who stays with Chou Chou. She sings 'act cutely' and is also Chou Chou's counterpart who finds job for the family.

9. Oink-Si Chou - The noisy and smelly Chou who is the last member of the group responsible for finding jobs. She likes to play werewolve because she enjoyed seeing the werewolves being caught, the typical behaviour of oinks.

10. Zhen Chou - She really stinks too! Manages the photos and videos of WooHooLand and some call her the memory keeper.

11. Mun Chou - She is really full of shit and stinky! The blurest Chou who can fall for the same tricks thrice (the imaginary string). She is also well known for her bimboness and is the top entertainer for the Chou Family. Shes the artist of the Chou Family.

12. Yi Chou - One of the 4 members of the Chou Family who plan games for the WooHoo-ians. Don't normally stink but when he does, he gives u 1x jialat jialat. This is how his name comes about.

13. Dam Chou - The second of the games planner. He can be damn smelly. He is the health promoter of WooHooLand too. His slogan- An apple a day keeps the stench away.

14. Yeong Chou - She has an everlasting smell! The Chou family is proud of her for winning the title of WooHoo Queen before. Shes one of the games planner for WooHooLand as well.

15. Jia Chou - She is the most value adding Chou you can find. When she is around there will be a significant increase in the odour in the air. Shes the last of the 4 games planner. Nobody dares to offend or question her here as her boyfriend is the Superhero, Cyclops. She is often seen wearing a shirt that says "Do Not ? me!!"

16. Cha Chou - The lovey dovey partner of Rain Chou. Both of them provide the muscle needed to move things and stores around in WooHooland. The backbone of the Chou Family.

17. Rain Chou - As explained above, the lovey dovey partner of Cha Chou. He sings pretty well! He is said to have the looks of the Korean idol Rain!

18. Bear Chou - One of the oldest in the Chou Family who loves the family alot. He often sacrifice by eating the snacks that EeeEeeeeeee Chou provides to the family so that the young ones will have lesser unhealthy snacks to eat.

19. Pei Chou - The 'Miss Nice Handwriting' of the Chou Family. Shes smart, shes vocal, shes a great help to the family! Shes a complement to the smell of the family, which explains her name 'Pei Chou'.

20. Ming Chou - The leader of the Hotties. He sweats alot and thus he is the 'all rounder' chou of the family! He always say he is not smelly but he 明明就很臭! Also leads the clan named MAKYA!

21. Mond Chou - The man with the most amazing ability in the family- killing cockroaches. 看见蟑螂我不怕不怕啦! The proud leader of the clan RUMBA!

22. Lion Chou - Hes the Chou who smells like a lion. Diaos. The Mr Nice Guy of the Hotties. Anyway he leads the clan LUKA!

23. Kiki Chou - The leader of the frosties. Hes got a cool cut on his eyebrow due to a freak accident. Didn't realise? Please take a closer look when you see him the next time. (I'm sorry Ki!) Anyway hes really cool and he leads the cool clan KHOULA!

24. Jay Chou - Oo. Hes the Mr 眼神 of the family. Can just stare till girls freeze/ shocked to death. As cool as the Taiwanese idol Jay Chou! Hahs. He leads the clan JEIRA!

25. Bas Chou - The Mr Nice Guy of the frosties. He may appear shy but he Bitez! The leader of the clan BIRKEN!

Wow, now I know why I'm Chao Chou. I'm really full of shit! Lame shit.


Heres a photo of the family:



Arghs! Anyway thats the Oh My Chou (OMC 07/08) Family. Just want to say you guys rox! Keep in contact and stay Chou! WooHoo!! 头可破,血可流,OMC 精神要长流!!





Recent Happenings in WooHooLand


Most recent 比比看谁比谁臭 competition held in Sentosa:


Of course I was no match for the smelly Chou Chou. I admit defeat. Shes the Queen of Chou! =)