Just Can't Stop Shitting: 3 years and 3 days back... when Chao Chou is still Chao Xiang

This is a little story of Chao Chou. About 3 years ago, when Chao Chou first came into WooHooLand, he was actually very 香(Xiang) and fresh. Everyone then like to call him freshie or 香香公子. There was another girl just like him, a freshie, called Xian Hua (鲜花). This girl ( I shall call her Ah Hua) was charmed by Chao Xiang and has a liking for him since the first day they met, although she dont dare to admit until today. (See evidence below)

Gradually as time passes by, this girl managed to slowly win over Chao Xiangs heart and they began to like each other more and more. Finally on one night, while the both of them went out together for dinner at IMM, Chao Xiang decided to make his move.

Chao Xiang: Tonight the moon very round hor.

Ah Hua: Where is the moon?

Chao Xiang: Ehhs, gone liao. (lame shit!)

Ah Hua: Orhs..

(After a few minutes of akward silence)

Chao Xiang: Ah Hua...

Ah Hua: Hmm?

Chao Xiang: (Summons all his courage) If I tell you I like you what will you do? (wah kaoz, nowadays still use this type of lines?)

Ah Hua: Hahaha.

Chao Xiang: I'm not joking...

Ah Hua: Ehhs then what? No flowers for me how I be Ah Hua?

Chao Xiang: Ok you wait for me here. Very fast one. I go toilet. Be right back!

Ah Hua: I also wan to go!

Chao Xiang: Toilet over there... (points to his left while running to the right side)

When they both finally met again after 10 minutes, Chao Xiang returned carrying his big bag and both of them decided to leave IMM. On the way out, Chao Xiang found a dark place and took out a small bouquet of flowers from his bag and gave it to Ah Hua.

Chao Xiang: Can you be my girlfriend?

Ah Hua: Wow got flowers! But... but not enough lehs.

Chao Xiang: Hah? Then what you want me to do??

Ah Hua: (After hesitating awhile) Y not you climb tree and shout you love me and you wont look at other girls in future??

Chao Xiang: *Shocked* HUH??!?

Ah Hua: Yah.. must make you do something special ma.. if not you won't remember this day.

Chao Xiang: *Still shocked* Huh?? Wahs! You sure?

Ah Hua: Yeahs!

Although Chao Xiang feels very reluctant but he feels that he is serious with Ah Hua. He put down his 'face' and prepared to do what Ah Hua wants.

Then they went to a tree Chao Xiang found on the big field just outside IMM. Chao Xiang thought he was smart to have found this dark and secluded place and started climbing the tree. To his horror, Ah Hua took out her VGA phone camera and tried to take the monkey on the tree. Everything was pitched dark and nothing can be seen. Ah Hua wasn't even sure if she has aimed the tree properly or not. It was a no count.

They then proceeded to another tree just in front of the HDB coffeeshop nearby. ARGH! Painful memories. Shall cut short here. And Ah Hua managed to capture the monkey on her camera. Ah Hua finally agreed to become Chao Xiang's girlfriend. The date was 18th August 2004.

Since that day, Chao Xiang became shit because 鲜花插在牛粪上.. After the demotion, he was commonly known as Chao in WooHooLand but his smell still wasnt that bad.

Chao and Hua lives happily in WooHooLand with their friends and gradually they become less and less fresh as the days gone by.. As their freshness wears off with each passing day, Hua was renamed as Juan... (Diaos, lame shit)

Today is 21st August 2007, exactly their 3 years and 3 days anniversary. Chao has went through alot of happy and sad times, filled with laughter, joy and tears with Juan. But as a man of few words (some even said he got 自闭症), he cant express his feelings, gratitude and love to her as much as he wanted to. Deep in his heart. these are what he wanna say to her:

Je t'aime (French)

Ua here vau ia oe (Tahitian)

Ai shite ru (Jap)

Ndi a ni funa (Venda)

Thanks for everything you have done for him. Chao loves Juan, sincerely and truthfully.

Now Juan has achieved her main task in WooHooLand, (gotten her certificate) she now leaves WooHooLand to move on to the next stage of her life. Though Chao did not leave WooHooLand in that glorified manner, hes simply glad that Juan and his family are with him throughout this hard time and in time to come. He grew to appreciate Juan more and more.

Chao knows that he isnt exactly a good boyfriend. He will strive to become better. For example, he will be there for Juan whenever she needs him. He will just listen to Juans problems and if Juan seeks for his help, he will provide her with super zai/lame solutions. (Zai solutions to solve the problems. If he can't solve then he will just be lame.) He will pray that he will have 48 hours a day so that he can do his work and still have spare time to do Juans work with her. (He will pray to Zhou Gong during the 7-12 hrs per day.)

Have Faith in him!!