Just Can't Stop Shitting: August 2007

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Monday, August 27, 2007

Oh My Chou family dinner was fixed on 25th August. The venue was at swissotel Merchant Court. Chao Chou heard that its going to be an expensive dinner buffet and deliberately woke up late on that day to skip both breakfast and lunch. Oh My Chou family was suppose to meet 630 at Clarke Quay MRT. But when Chao Chou reached the MRT station at 615, the super excited Kiki Chou was already there waiting...

After 5 mins, Chou Chou came along. Chao Chou started to feel uneasy. He wanted to ask Chou Chou something. But as usual, he was too shy to ask.

By around 645-650, most of the Chous reached. They started to make their way to the restaurant. Everyone were excited about the feast. Chao Chou managed to put the uneasiness behind his head for the time being...

There are many ways to describe the food there:

Using one word: 赞!
Using two words: 超赞！
Using three words: 没话说！
Using a sentence: 赞, 超赞, 没话说！

A picture paints a thousand words.

Shi Chou with Bas Chou. She was in the midst of cleaning her mouth. She cleaned her mouth and teeth every time she takes a photo that night during the meal.... so busy..

Yan Chou showing her hungry side.. With a plateful of food on her table and still wanna get a bite of Da Chou's durian pudding! Greedy!! No wonder she can skip the next 5 meals after the buffet..

Bas Chou eating chocolate fondue and durian pudding! Yummy Yummy! One word: 赞!

Left to right: Yeong Chou, Foo Chou (or Hu Chou), Kiki Chou, Ming Chou, EeeEeeeeeee Chou and CHOU CHOU!

Superb Durian Pudding!!!!!! Slurp slurp!! Yes! This can even cover Chou Chou's smell!

Da Chou, Zhen Chou, Chao Chou and Bear Chou are just the background of this photo. The 焦点 of this photo is the beige paper bag in the left foreground of the picture.... (to be continued)

Shi Chou posing with the Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Ming Chou

Back row (left to right): Yan Chou, Shi Chou, EeeEeeeeeee Chou, Pei Chou
Front row (Left to right): Mond Chou, Zhen Chou, And Chou and Oink-Si Chou

Back row (left to right): Chao Chou, Shi Chou, Da Chou
Front row (Left to right): Zhen Chou, Yan Chou and And Chou

Chao Chou have been wanting to take photo with this bill since Oh My Chou Final Meeting. A $1000 ++ bill! HOLY SHIT!

Yeong Chou, Oink-Si Chou, Foo Chou, Jia Chou and Zhen Chou!

Zhen Chou, Foo Chou with Cha Chou

Zhen Chou and Yi Chou posing with 'stars', Jay Chou and Rain Chou

Yeong Chou, Mun Chou and Jia Chou

Oh My Chou Family 07/08

...... continuing..... Yes! These Ang Baos were inside the beige paper bag! Look carefully at the Ang Bao at the extreme left!! These are 'BIG' Ang Baos for all 25 of the Chou Family for their hard work which accounts for their smell. 25 Ang Baos with this amount inside the paper bag! Can you imagine??

Oh My Chou Family 07/08 with Ang Baos

After the FREE meal and big Ang Bao, the Chou Family proceeds to Suntec City to watch the show Ratatouille (Rat-a-too-ee). The movies tickets are paid for too! $9.50 per person plus free drinks! What a great night!

ON THE WAY TO SUNTEC

Getting to Suntec wasn't easy though. It was quite a long walk plus the Chou Family's crave to take photo...

On the way to Suntec

Still on the way.... plus many more... They just cant stop taking pictures!

While on the way, Chao Chou talked to And Chou and the mystery to his uneasiness was solved..

And Chou: Ehhs you know hor.. Just now Chou Chou came from kayaking and she thought she was going to be late and she never bath.

Chao Chou: Arghh!! No wonder!! Just now when she reached the MRT I felt so uneasy!!

(Chao Chou and And Chou confronted Chou Chou)

Chao Chou: Ehhs, just now you go kayak never bath then come here ahh??

Chou Chou: Yah lah! I thought I was going to be late so I rushed over lo! In the end I reached so early and everyone else was late.. 早知道我冲凉了才来咯！

Chao Chou: Wahs! 难怪刚才他们拍照拍到这样！

Chou Chou: Hahahah! And hor I tell you, the towel I use to wipe myself just now drop onto the floor lo. I was so pissed. Lucky I wipe until left my leg there liao. And I reacted very fast! The moment the towel touch the ground I picked it up le.. Still clean... 3 seconds rule ma... still clean lo... no germs yet...

Chao Chou walks off. Although he wanted to be a nicer guy, he really cannot resist the temptation to post the pictures he took just now at the restaurant... after what Chou Chou said..

OOPS!! SHE DID IT AGAIN!!

Back to the dinner, Dam Chou decides to take a photo with Chou Chou, EeeEeeeeeee Chou and Oink-Si Chou. The photographer was Chao Chou...

*SNAP*

Chao Chou was shocked to see photo.

Chao Chou: Ehhs, you all stop whatever you all are doing and take photo lehs? Take nice nice de.. Ok ready, 1, 2, 3!

*SNAP*

This picture was named "ChouChouCantStopRoxing".

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Settler's Cafe 24 Aug 07

Attendance:

BX reached Settler's first. Keeps promoting his favourite game, Balderdash. Claims that its meant for crappers like him.

Chao Chou was there, on time as usual, with Juan.

Ben and XX came at about 8pm, both hungry and tired.. XX came even though she was falling sick!

Juan, Grace and Ben

And then Cher came. She was jioed by Loti but Loti did not turn up!

Followed by Seng and his girlfriend, Angela

Erms, forgot to take Lynn's photo when she was there. >.<" But yah, she was there and then all played the game called "Ugly Dolls". Chao Chou and Juan just played this game at Mind Cafe with Oh My Chou Family last Sunday...

Two of the ugly dolls, Tray and Icy Bat

While waiting for bill. Lynn, Grace and Cher left earlier

The games played include Clouds Nine, Last Bucket Standing, Balderdash, Ugly Dolls and Saboteur. Chao Chou felt so happy to see these friends again after so long. Now that hes more free, he shall attempt to meet them more frequently. Attempt... hahaha...

After the games, Seng sent Chao Chou and Juan home to SengKang!! Woots! Thanks to his girlfriend, Angela, who also stays in SK. More incentive to organise night outings for Relentless! Free ride home.. hahaha

Looking forward to the next Relentless Outing... Seafood? Settlers? KTV?

The 'Dark' Past

Back in July 2005, when Chao Chou was still in WooHooLand, he stayed inside a room beside Loti and Kang'En (KE). Initially, they were just normal friends and as time goes by, Chao Chou got quite closed to them as they treated Chao Chou like their own brother.

During the nights, they started to meet up and it was not long before KE and Loti started introducing Chao Chou their friends. As a humble and friendly and nice and kind guy, Chao Chou got to know KE and Loti's friends very well. There were no problems communicating within the group as they were all very 讲义气 and like to eat seafood and BBQ.

One day, after waking up from his afternoon nap, Chao Chou wanted to go next door to find his toiletmates. He was only half awake and was stumbling his way through the toilet when he heard a loud bang on the table from his toiletmates room. He could bearly hear what they were saying next door.

KE: Ehhs, NOW LEH! NO DELAY!

Loti: AHBLNND!!

KE: All HELL BREAK LOOSE NOW NO DELAY!

Loti: Lets go! Jio 他们全部去leh!

KE: 全部一起啦! Kia!

Chao Chou thought he was going to miss out something and he barged into their room without second thoughts.

Chao Chou: 去哪里! Bo Jio de!

To his horror, he saw KE and Loti both armed with weapons and were just getting ready to move off.

KE: Chao! 你懂得太多了。。。(held up his weapon and aimed at Chao)

Loti: 来leh! 一起leh! NOW!

Chao Chou discovered that KE and Loti were actually in a Gang named RELENTLESS! And KE was the gang leader! Not being able to refuse them, Chao joined them...

The gang will do the most cruel and violent things. Armed with claws and stars, bows and arrows, staffs, wands, daggers, swords and spear, the gang likes to go around killing almost every night. Their favourite hunt include pigs, mushrooms, wolves, etc. Their hot favourite at that time was ZOMBIES.