Settler's Cafe 24 Aug 07

Attendance:

BX reached Settler's first. Keeps promoting his favourite game, Balderdash. Claims that its meant for crappers like him.

Chao Chou was there, on time as usual, with Juan.

Ben and XX came at about 8pm, both hungry and tired.. XX came even though she was falling sick!

Juan, Grace and Ben

And then Cher came. She was jioed by Loti but Loti did not turn up!

Followed by Seng and his girlfriend, Angela

Erms, forgot to take Lynn's photo when she was there. >.<" But yah, she was there and then all played the game called "Ugly Dolls". Chao Chou and Juan just played this game at Mind Cafe with Oh My Chou Family last Sunday...

Two of the ugly dolls, Tray and Icy Bat

While waiting for bill. Lynn, Grace and Cher left earlier

The games played include Clouds Nine, Last Bucket Standing, Balderdash, Ugly Dolls and Saboteur. Chao Chou felt so happy to see these friends again after so long. Now that hes more free, he shall attempt to meet them more frequently. Attempt... hahaha...

After the games, Seng sent Chao Chou and Juan home to SengKang!! Woots! Thanks to his girlfriend, Angela, who also stays in SK. More incentive to organise night outings for Relentless! Free ride home.. hahaha

Looking forward to the next Relentless Outing... Seafood? Settlers? KTV?

The 'Dark' Past

Back in July 2005, when Chao Chou was still in WooHooLand, he stayed inside a room beside Loti and Kang'En (KE). Initially, they were just normal friends and as time goes by, Chao Chou got quite closed to them as they treated Chao Chou like their own brother.

During the nights, they started to meet up and it was not long before KE and Loti started introducing Chao Chou their friends. As a humble and friendly and nice and kind guy, Chao Chou got to know KE and Loti's friends very well. There were no problems communicating within the group as they were all very 讲义气 and like to eat seafood and BBQ.

One day, after waking up from his afternoon nap, Chao Chou wanted to go next door to find his toiletmates. He was only half awake and was stumbling his way through the toilet when he heard a loud bang on the table from his toiletmates room. He could bearly hear what they were saying next door.

KE: Ehhs, NOW LEH! NO DELAY!

Loti: AHBLNND!!

KE: All HELL BREAK LOOSE NOW NO DELAY!

Loti: Lets go! Jio 他们全部去leh!

KE: 全部一起啦! Kia!

Chao Chou thought he was going to miss out something and he barged into their room without second thoughts.

Chao Chou: 去哪里! Bo Jio de!

To his horror, he saw KE and Loti both armed with weapons and were just getting ready to move off.

KE: Chao! 你懂得太多了。。。(held up his weapon and aimed at Chao)

Loti: 来leh! 一起leh! NOW!

Chao Chou discovered that KE and Loti were actually in a Gang named RELENTLESS! And KE was the gang leader! Not being able to refuse them, Chao joined them...

The gang will do the most cruel and violent things. Armed with claws and stars, bows and arrows, staffs, wands, daggers, swords and spear, the gang likes to go around killing almost every night. Their favourite hunt include pigs, mushrooms, wolves, etc. Their hot favourite at that time was ZOMBIES.

Pigs!

These creatures were helpless against us

Chao was formally introduced to the Gang, or they call guild with their nicknames:

1. Mightofheros (KE) - The guild leader, my toiletmate

2. IniTialLoti (Loti) - My other toiletmate who sometimes MIA to go play DOTA

3. Babyscholes (BX) - Our pro healer

4. Liverpool (Seng)- Our Top Ranger

5. xxFireballxx (Ben)- An orhlulu Healer

6. Phosphine (Xiao Xuan)- A pro ranger too. xxFireballxx's girlfriend

7. Babysalsera (Lynn)- Cool and hot warrior

8. Enchantress(Grace)- The Icy Ger

9. JiChiPang3 (Cher)- The skilled healer

10. JiChiPang4 (Steph)- Late Queen. Good friend of JiChiPang3

11. Kidd77 (Kidd)- Last seen eating crabs

12. FIR9854 (Cyn)- Girlfriend of Kidd. Have been lost with Kidd

13. Gunner- Lost since 2006. Please call 92229999 if you see him

14. Jazzi- Lost with Gunner, his boyfriend

15. xxKangjiexx (Kangjie)- Younger and more handsome brother of KE

16. Rinx (Eric)- Chao Chou's brother in the guild

17. AngelWing (LilililiWAH)- Chao Chou's friend who is always lost cos shes blur

18. xlisax88 (Lisa)- Chao Chou's 'nu er' in guild. Super naughty but sometimes can be cute..sometimes...

19. ilBitzli (Juan)- Legendary Illbi finder. oxxnoobxxo's girlfriend

JiChiPang8- Juan's second character, JiChiPang5's girlfriend

LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THE MOST HANDSOME OF THEM ALL

20. oxxnoobxxo (Chao Chou)- He got the looks

JiChiPang5 (Chao Chou's second character)- Simply irresistable...mmmm... Finger Licking Good!

RECENT HAPPENINGS- Stay tuned for next post!

Cool Shit 1 - Parkour (Parental Guidance)

Extreme Urban Sports

Runs to the Cemetery

Chao Chou overheard the younger family members of the Chou Family jioing running at night to the CEMETERY and it was the lunar 7th month. Chao Chou was stunned and he recalled what he had heard from the old men who lived in WooHooLand before...

During the lunar 7th month, the ghost of WooHooLand will be released from the hell gate. They will come out and party, eat or just visit their relatives who are still alive. They generally leave humans alone unless they are disturbed by humans. This is the most dangerous month of the year and we should avoid staying out late at night, swimming, running to Cemetery, and cleaning your 床底 etc..

They are always around us

If you unknowingly DISTURB them, then they will take action.




Their ways to get back at you may include the following:

Follow you around...

Appear right in front of you while you are rushing to toilet...

Use the latest scaring tactic like the one in the movie "Alone" to scare the shit out of you...

Chao Chou was already shaking and trembling when he thought of all these. He was about to stop the younger ones when he saw Chou Chou tying her shoe lace, getting ready for the run. At that point in time, he 恍然大悟! He now understands the mentality of the others...

Being scared by the ghost is nothing as long as Chou Chou is with them. Its all worth it when you can see that expression again!

Chao Chou walks off and the younger ones went off for their jog enthusiastically.

Chou Chou Rox Again!

It was a long day in school today, Chao Chou decided to come home right after dinner and rest for the night. After watching the TV programme on channel 8 from 7 to 8pm, he decided on logon msn and try to see if he can find anyone to disturb. He was looking through his msn list when a nick caught his eyes!

JY LIM- The World is round and so am I!

Chao Chou thought it was so cute of Chou Chou and decides to have a chat with her...

chAo says: hey round chou chou!
JY LIM says: chou chao chou!!!
chAo says: wahas
chAo says: my name is getting longer huh?
JY LIM says: hahaha!!!

........ and so on and then Chao Chou mentioned about Jay Chou.....

chAo says: ehhs u all got support jianming anot order his zi char
JY LIM says: hahaha no...
JY LIM says: next week right?
JY LIM says: he's trying to make all of us fat!!!
chAo says: next week then start ah?
chAo says: but but...
chAo says: but...
chAo says: ur nick says ur round already!!
JY LIM says: i think so... cos we saw him when we went out for khoula supper yesterday, and he said tt we can eat supper in school next week...
JY LIM says: hahaha yes i am!!!
chAo says: hahahs
JY LIM says: especially in the chou chou rox pic... if you realize, my face is a smaller version of the pink circle...
chAo says: WAHA!
chAo says: omg...
chAo says: it wasnt intentionall
chAo says: ...
JY LIM says: hahaha!!!
JY LIM says: it wasn't intentional on my part either...

The conversation ended abruptly as Chao Chou felt very guilty. He felt that he owed Chou Chou an apology for making her face look rounder. He felt so bad that he almost teared when he saw Chou Chou's nick again!!

JY LIM- The World is round and so am I!

Chao Chou told himself that something has to be done to the Chou Chou Rox picture. After thinking for awhile, he dug out the picture from his Oh My Chou Family photos folder and then...

He named this photo "ChouChouRoxAgain" and smiled, with great satisfaction.

5 Things that Rocks!

1. Great Music! Music can help to relieve stress and it definitely ROX! Chao Chou can't live a day without music!

2. Nice Movies! Chao Chou doesnt mind spending hours and hours having movie marathon as long as the movies are touching, exciting, funny or sad! Good movies ROX!

3. Oh My Chou (OMC 07/08) Family RoX!! Weeeewoooooweeeeee!!!

4. Spending quality time with our loved ones simply RoX!~ (Doesnt include shopping and chionging pls.. *roll eyes*)

5. This picture RoX!! Woots!!

3 years and 3 days back... when Chao Chou is still Chao Xiang

This is a little story of Chao Chou. About 3 years ago, when Chao Chou first came into WooHooLand, he was actually very 香(Xiang) and fresh. Everyone then like to call him freshie or 香香公子. There was another girl just like him, a freshie, called Xian Hua (鲜花). This girl ( I shall call her Ah Hua) was charmed by Chao Xiang and has a liking for him since the first day they met, although she dont dare to admit until today. (See evidence below)

Gradually as time passes by, this girl managed to slowly win over Chao Xiangs heart and they began to like each other more and more. Finally on one night, while the both of them went out together for dinner at IMM, Chao Xiang decided to make his move.

Chao Xiang: Tonight the moon very round hor.

Ah Hua: Where is the moon?

Chao Xiang: Ehhs, gone liao. (lame shit!)

Ah Hua: Orhs..

(After a few minutes of akward silence)

Chao Xiang: Ah Hua...

Ah Hua: Hmm?

Chao Xiang: (Summons all his courage) If I tell you I like you what will you do? (wah kaoz, nowadays still use this type of lines?)

Ah Hua: Hahaha.

Chao Xiang: I'm not joking...

Ah Hua: Ehhs then what? No flowers for me how I be Ah Hua?

Chao Xiang: Ok you wait for me here. Very fast one. I go toilet. Be right back!

Ah Hua: I also wan to go!

Chao Xiang: Toilet over there... (points to his left while running to the right side)

When they both finally met again after 10 minutes, Chao Xiang returned carrying his big bag and both of them decided to leave IMM. On the way out, Chao Xiang found a dark place and took out a small bouquet of flowers from his bag and gave it to Ah Hua.

Chao Xiang: Can you be my girlfriend?

Ah Hua: Wow got flowers! But... but not enough lehs.

Chao Xiang: Hah? Then what you want me to do??

Ah Hua: (After hesitating awhile) Y not you climb tree and shout you love me and you wont look at other girls in future??

Chao Xiang: *Shocked* HUH??!?

Ah Hua: Yah.. must make you do something special ma.. if not you won't remember this day.

Chao Xiang: *Still shocked* Huh?? Wahs! You sure?

Ah Hua: Yeahs!

Although Chao Xiang feels very reluctant but he feels that he is serious with Ah Hua. He put down his 'face' and prepared to do what Ah Hua wants.

Then they went to a tree Chao Xiang found on the big field just outside IMM. Chao Xiang thought he was smart to have found this dark and secluded place and started climbing the tree. To his horror, Ah Hua took out her VGA phone camera and tried to take the monkey on the tree. Everything was pitched dark and nothing can be seen. Ah Hua wasn't even sure if she has aimed the tree properly or not. It was a no count.

They then proceeded to another tree just in front of the HDB coffeeshop nearby. ARGH! Painful memories. Shall cut short here. And Ah Hua managed to capture the monkey on her camera. Ah Hua finally agreed to become Chao Xiang's girlfriend. The date was 18th August 2004.

Since that day, Chao Xiang became shit because 鲜花插在牛粪上.. After the demotion, he was commonly known as Chao in WooHooLand but his smell still wasnt that bad.

Chao and Hua lives happily in WooHooLand with their friends and gradually they become less and less fresh as the days gone by.. As their freshness wears off with each passing day, Hua was renamed as Juan... (Diaos, lame shit)

Today is 21st August 2007, exactly their 3 years and 3 days anniversary. Chao has went through alot of happy and sad times, filled with laughter, joy and tears with Juan. But as a man of few words (some even said he got 自闭症), he cant express his feelings, gratitude and love to her as much as he wanted to. Deep in his heart. these are what he wanna say to her:

Je t'aime (French)

Ua here vau ia oe (Tahitian)

Ai shite ru (Jap)

Ndi a ni funa (Venda)

Thanks for everything you have done for him. Chao loves Juan, sincerely and truthfully.

Now Juan has achieved her main task in WooHooLand, (gotten her certificate) she now leaves WooHooLand to move on to the next stage of her life. Though Chao did not leave WooHooLand in that glorified manner, hes simply glad that Juan and his family are with him throughout this hard time and in time to come. He grew to appreciate Juan more and more.

Chao knows that he isnt exactly a good boyfriend. He will strive to become better. For example, he will be there for Juan whenever she needs him. He will just listen to Juans problems and if Juan seeks for his help, he will provide her with super zai/lame solutions. (Zai solutions to solve the problems. If he can't solve then he will just be lame.) He will pray that he will have 48 hours a day so that he can do his work and still have spare time to do Juans work with her. (He will pray to Zhou Gong during the 7-12 hrs per day.)

Have Faith in him!!

First Year Anniversary (18 August 2005)

Second Year Anniversary (18 August 2006)

Third Year Anniversary (18 August 2007) - Coming Soon...