Cool Shit 1 - Parkour (Parental Guidance)

Extreme Urban Sports

Runs to the Cemetery

Chao Chou overheard the younger family members of the Chou Family jioing running at night to the CEMETERY and it was the lunar 7th month. Chao Chou was stunned and he recalled what he had heard from the old men who lived in WooHooLand before...

During the lunar 7th month, the ghost of WooHooLand will be released from the hell gate. They will come out and party, eat or just visit their relatives who are still alive. They generally leave humans alone unless they are disturbed by humans. This is the most dangerous month of the year and we should avoid staying out late at night, swimming, running to Cemetery, and cleaning your 床底 etc..

They are always around us

If you unknowingly DISTURB them, then they will take action.




Their ways to get back at you may include the following:

Follow you around...

Appear right in front of you while you are rushing to toilet...

Use the latest scaring tactic like the one in the movie "Alone" to scare the shit out of you...

Chao Chou was already shaking and trembling when he thought of all these. He was about to stop the younger ones when he saw Chou Chou tying her shoe lace, getting ready for the run. At that point in time, he 恍然大悟! He now understands the mentality of the others...

Being scared by the ghost is nothing as long as Chou Chou is with them. Its all worth it when you can see that expression again!

Chao Chou walks off and the younger ones went off for their jog enthusiastically.

Chou Chou Rox Again!

It was a long day in school today, Chao Chou decided to come home right after dinner and rest for the night. After watching the TV programme on channel 8 from 7 to 8pm, he decided on logon msn and try to see if he can find anyone to disturb. He was looking through his msn list when a nick caught his eyes!

JY LIM- The World is round and so am I!

Chao Chou thought it was so cute of Chou Chou and decides to have a chat with her...

chAo says: hey round chou chou!
JY LIM says: chou chao chou!!!
chAo says: wahas
chAo says: my name is getting longer huh?
JY LIM says: hahaha!!!

........ and so on and then Chao Chou mentioned about Jay Chou.....

chAo says: ehhs u all got support jianming anot order his zi char
JY LIM says: hahaha no...
JY LIM says: next week right?
JY LIM says: he's trying to make all of us fat!!!
chAo says: next week then start ah?
chAo says: but but...
chAo says: but...
chAo says: ur nick says ur round already!!
JY LIM says: i think so... cos we saw him when we went out for khoula supper yesterday, and he said tt we can eat supper in school next week...
JY LIM says: hahaha yes i am!!!
chAo says: hahahs
JY LIM says: especially in the chou chou rox pic... if you realize, my face is a smaller version of the pink circle...
chAo says: WAHA!
chAo says: omg...
chAo says: it wasnt intentionall
chAo says: ...
JY LIM says: hahaha!!!
JY LIM says: it wasn't intentional on my part either...

The conversation ended abruptly as Chao Chou felt very guilty. He felt that he owed Chou Chou an apology for making her face look rounder. He felt so bad that he almost teared when he saw Chou Chou's nick again!!

JY LIM- The World is round and so am I!

Chao Chou told himself that something has to be done to the Chou Chou Rox picture. After thinking for awhile, he dug out the picture from his Oh My Chou Family photos folder and then...

He named this photo "ChouChouRoxAgain" and smiled, with great satisfaction.

5 Things that Rocks!

1. Great Music! Music can help to relieve stress and it definitely ROX! Chao Chou can't live a day without music!

2. Nice Movies! Chao Chou doesnt mind spending hours and hours having movie marathon as long as the movies are touching, exciting, funny or sad! Good movies ROX!

3. Oh My Chou (OMC 07/08) Family RoX!! Weeeewoooooweeeeee!!!

4. Spending quality time with our loved ones simply RoX!~ (Doesnt include shopping and chionging pls.. *roll eyes*)

5. This picture RoX!! Woots!!

3 years and 3 days back... when Chao Chou is still Chao Xiang

This is a little story of Chao Chou. About 3 years ago, when Chao Chou first came into WooHooLand, he was actually very 香(Xiang) and fresh. Everyone then like to call him freshie or 香香公子. There was another girl just like him, a freshie, called Xian Hua (鲜花). This girl ( I shall call her Ah Hua) was charmed by Chao Xiang and has a liking for him since the first day they met, although she dont dare to admit until today. (See evidence below)

Gradually as time passes by, this girl managed to slowly win over Chao Xiangs heart and they began to like each other more and more. Finally on one night, while the both of them went out together for dinner at IMM, Chao Xiang decided to make his move.

Chao Xiang: Tonight the moon very round hor.

Ah Hua: Where is the moon?

Chao Xiang: Ehhs, gone liao. (lame shit!)

Ah Hua: Orhs..

(After a few minutes of akward silence)

Chao Xiang: Ah Hua...

Ah Hua: Hmm?

Chao Xiang: (Summons all his courage) If I tell you I like you what will you do? (wah kaoz, nowadays still use this type of lines?)

Ah Hua: Hahaha.

Chao Xiang: I'm not joking...

Ah Hua: Ehhs then what? No flowers for me how I be Ah Hua?

Chao Xiang: Ok you wait for me here. Very fast one. I go toilet. Be right back!

Ah Hua: I also wan to go!

Chao Xiang: Toilet over there... (points to his left while running to the right side)

When they both finally met again after 10 minutes, Chao Xiang returned carrying his big bag and both of them decided to leave IMM. On the way out, Chao Xiang found a dark place and took out a small bouquet of flowers from his bag and gave it to Ah Hua.

Chao Xiang: Can you be my girlfriend?

Ah Hua: Wow got flowers! But... but not enough lehs.

Chao Xiang: Hah? Then what you want me to do??

Ah Hua: (After hesitating awhile) Y not you climb tree and shout you love me and you wont look at other girls in future??

Chao Xiang: *Shocked* HUH??!?

Ah Hua: Yah.. must make you do something special ma.. if not you won't remember this day.

Chao Xiang: *Still shocked* Huh?? Wahs! You sure?

Ah Hua: Yeahs!

Although Chao Xiang feels very reluctant but he feels that he is serious with Ah Hua. He put down his 'face' and prepared to do what Ah Hua wants.

Then they went to a tree Chao Xiang found on the big field just outside IMM. Chao Xiang thought he was smart to have found this dark and secluded place and started climbing the tree. To his horror, Ah Hua took out her VGA phone camera and tried to take the monkey on the tree. Everything was pitched dark and nothing can be seen. Ah Hua wasn't even sure if she has aimed the tree properly or not. It was a no count.

They then proceeded to another tree just in front of the HDB coffeeshop nearby. ARGH! Painful memories. Shall cut short here. And Ah Hua managed to capture the monkey on her camera. Ah Hua finally agreed to become Chao Xiang's girlfriend. The date was 18th August 2004.

Since that day, Chao Xiang became shit because 鲜花插在牛粪上.. After the demotion, he was commonly known as Chao in WooHooLand but his smell still wasnt that bad.

Chao and Hua lives happily in WooHooLand with their friends and gradually they become less and less fresh as the days gone by.. As their freshness wears off with each passing day, Hua was renamed as Juan... (Diaos, lame shit)

Today is 21st August 2007, exactly their 3 years and 3 days anniversary. Chao has went through alot of happy and sad times, filled with laughter, joy and tears with Juan. But as a man of few words (some even said he got 自闭症), he cant express his feelings, gratitude and love to her as much as he wanted to. Deep in his heart. these are what he wanna say to her:

Je t'aime (French)

Ua here vau ia oe (Tahitian)

Ai shite ru (Jap)

Ndi a ni funa (Venda)

Thanks for everything you have done for him. Chao loves Juan, sincerely and truthfully.

Now Juan has achieved her main task in WooHooLand, (gotten her certificate) she now leaves WooHooLand to move on to the next stage of her life. Though Chao did not leave WooHooLand in that glorified manner, hes simply glad that Juan and his family are with him throughout this hard time and in time to come. He grew to appreciate Juan more and more.

Chao knows that he isnt exactly a good boyfriend. He will strive to become better. For example, he will be there for Juan whenever she needs him. He will just listen to Juans problems and if Juan seeks for his help, he will provide her with super zai/lame solutions. (Zai solutions to solve the problems. If he can't solve then he will just be lame.) He will pray that he will have 48 hours a day so that he can do his work and still have spare time to do Juans work with her. (He will pray to Zhou Gong during the 7-12 hrs per day.)

Have Faith in him!!

First Year Anniversary (18 August 2005)

Second Year Anniversary (18 August 2006)

Third Year Anniversary (18 August 2007) - Coming Soon...

The Chou Family in WooHooLand

Hi, just a brief introduction of myself. I'm Chao Chou, one of the representative from the Chou Family who used to live in the ulu pandan western part of WooHooLand. Although I'm not really smelly, but I was "The Smelliest calling the Smelly Smellier" by one of the smelliest (aka Chou Chou) in WooHooLand. And now, even I suspect I'm smelly! The result of being "The Smelliest calling the Smelly Smellier" is that you automatically become one of the family member of the Chou Family.

Currently there are 25 members with Chou Chou leading the Smelliest chart. Here are the family members:

1. Da Chou - The most wise of the Chou family and also the leader of the gang of the 3 wise/blind Chous. The 3 wise Chous have been protecting WooHooLand from dangers and challenges from the rival Jvlapieland and Maluland.

2. And Chou - One of the 3 wise Chous. Am often praise for being the wise lady of WooHooLand, despite her odour.

3. Chao Chou - Nothing special. One of the 3 wise Chous who is quite smelly. Some speculated that his smelliness can be compared to Chou Chou, which is absolutely rubbish. How can he be smellier than her? I-M-P-O-S-S-I-B-L-E- IMPOSSIBLE! BO KO LENG!

4. Yan Chou - Smells of a hamster and she has the duty of managing the money of the Chou Family. Her hobbies include flying kite and running on wheels.

5. EeeEeeeeeee Chou - The welfare mama of WooHooLand in charge of feeding the WooHoo-ians. The one who provide Tender Loving Care (TLC) for the family.

6. Foo Chou - The secretary of the Chou Family who is in charge of writing smelly notes. Anyone who comes for home meeting late MUST apologise to her! The Bimbotic partner of Mun Chou.

7. Chou Chou - The Smelliest of the Chou Family. Part of the 3 Chous responsible for finding jobs for the Chou Family. Its a tough job for the 3 of them cos its really hard to find employers who can stand the stench!

8. Shi Chou - The wet and smelly who stays with Chou Chou. She sings 'act cutely' and is also Chou Chou's counterpart who finds job for the family.

9. Oink-Si Chou - The noisy and smelly Chou who is the last member of the group responsible for finding jobs. She likes to play werewolve because she enjoyed seeing the werewolves being caught, the typical behaviour of oinks.

10. Zhen Chou - She really stinks too! Manages the photos and videos of WooHooLand and some call her the memory keeper.

11. Mun Chou - She is really full of shit and stinky! The blurest Chou who can fall for the same tricks thrice (the imaginary string). She is also well known for her bimboness and is the top entertainer for the Chou Family. Shes the artist of the Chou Family.

12. Yi Chou - One of the 4 members of the Chou Family who plan games for the WooHoo-ians. Don't normally stink but when he does, he gives u 1x jialat jialat. This is how his name comes about.

13. Dam Chou - The second of the games planner. He can be damn smelly. He is the health promoter of WooHooLand too. His slogan- An apple a day keeps the stench away.

14. Yeong Chou - She has an everlasting smell! The Chou family is proud of her for winning the title of WooHoo Queen before. Shes one of the games planner for WooHooLand as well.

15. Jia Chou - She is the most value adding Chou you can find. When she is around there will be a significant increase in the odour in the air. Shes the last of the 4 games planner. Nobody dares to offend or question her here as her boyfriend is the Superhero, Cyclops. She is often seen wearing a shirt that says "Do Not ? me!!"

16. Cha Chou - The lovey dovey partner of Rain Chou. Both of them provide the muscle needed to move things and stores around in WooHooland. The backbone of the Chou Family.

17. Rain Chou - As explained above, the lovey dovey partner of Cha Chou. He sings pretty well! He is said to have the looks of the Korean idol Rain!

18. Bear Chou - One of the oldest in the Chou Family who loves the family alot. He often sacrifice by eating the snacks that EeeEeeeeeee Chou provides to the family so that the young ones will have lesser unhealthy snacks to eat.

19. Pei Chou - The 'Miss Nice Handwriting' of the Chou Family. Shes smart, shes vocal, shes a great help to the family! Shes a complement to the smell of the family, which explains her name 'Pei Chou'.

20. Ming Chou - The leader of the Hotties. He sweats alot and thus he is the 'all rounder' chou of the family! He always say he is not smelly but he 明明就很臭! Also leads the clan named MAKYA!

21. Mond Chou - The man with the most amazing ability in the family- killing cockroaches. 看见蟑螂我不怕不怕啦! The proud leader of the clan RUMBA!

22. Lion Chou - Hes the Chou who smells like a lion. Diaos. The Mr Nice Guy of the Hotties. Anyway he leads the clan LUKA!

23. Kiki Chou - The leader of the frosties. Hes got a cool cut on his eyebrow due to a freak accident. Didn't realise? Please take a closer look when you see him the next time. (I'm sorry Ki!) Anyway hes really cool and he leads the cool clan KHOULA!

24. Jay Chou - Oo. Hes the Mr 眼神 of the family. Can just stare till girls freeze/ shocked to death. As cool as the Taiwanese idol Jay Chou! Hahs. He leads the clan JEIRA!

25. Bas Chou - The Mr Nice Guy of the frosties. He may appear shy but he Bitez! The leader of the clan BIRKEN!

Wow, now I know why I'm Chao Chou. I'm really full of shit! Lame shit.

Heres a photo of the family:

Arghs! Anyway thats the Oh My Chou (OMC 07/08) Family. Just want to say you guys rox! Keep in contact and stay Chou! WooHoo!! 头可破，血可流，OMC 精神要长流!!

Recent Happenings in WooHooLand

Most recent 比比看谁比谁臭 competition held in Sentosa:

Of course I was no match for the smelly Chou Chou. I admit defeat. Shes the Queen of Chou! =)